So this would cost you $500 for the iPhone 3G purchase!!! Funny huh?

A person from New York is willing to sell his time to you to stand with you in the line to buy the iPhone 3G this friday when it is going to be released all over.

Look at what he posted -

I’m back and ready to chill wit you homie. I heard the Apple store in NY already has people lining up for this. Are you serious about gettin that Iphone this friday?
Then I’ma help you secure your purchases via my escorting services n shit.

My name’s Willie. My friends call me Big Brotha Willie. For $200 I will sit wit you and chill while we wait in line. You can be my friend. If any suckas try to cut in line I’ll show them what a punk ass looks like with a straight uppercut to the face. If my services require, I’m ready to throw down some elbows. I studied Tai Chi and all that Kung Fu shit in Muy Thailand. So I know how to knock these fools out the line. I seen that OngBack mothafucka he crazy espeshally when he fight that punk ass backstreet boy.

Yeah, I can do all that. I used to work at a couple night clubs in the city so I can knock them off the curb. I’ll punch em before they even try to cut. For an extra $100 I’ll leave the line and get us some cheeseburgers. Let these fools try and take my place in line. See what happens.

Maybe when we get home we can talk about trading phones. I already gots me an iphone. But I want them 3Gs.

So he just stands there with you to show is guts, and you buy him an iPhone 3G for free!!!
Hilarious but crazy too.

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